Suppose, just for the sake of argument, that Al Sharpton and Carol Mosley-Braun were to drop out of the race. Of the seven candidates remaining, which most closely corresponds to which of the Seven Dwarves?
Here's my list:
Doc - Howard Dean (duh)
Grumpy - Joe Lieberman
Bashful - Dennis Kucinich
Sleepy - John Kerry
Happy - Wesley Clark
Sneezy - Dick Gephardt
Dopey - John Edwards
Of course, I realize that in the grand scheme of things this is not a Really Large Deal, but all I can say is, it's unimportant to me.