I request... no, I demand that Texas Governor James Richard Perry be impeached from office and that his citizenship be revoked. Also, as a faithful American and veteran, I ask to see Rick Perry's birth certificate. There are many reasons for these requests/demands:
A) James "Rick" Perry, the governor of the state of Texas, has questioned or participated in conversation involving the legitimacy of the birth certificate and citizenship of the President of the United States of America.
B) The same Rick Perry, as governor of the state of Texas, has advocated the dis-union of that state from the United States of America. Whether called "secession" or any other term, this shows his disdain for our Union.
C) The question of the severability of the United States of America was answered quite resoundingly by the result of the Civil War, in which the state of Texas was part of the losing faction of the Confederate States of America.
D) Having advocated such a separation, the Governor of the State of Texas has committed a treasonous act.
E) Also, having advocated such a separation, Governor Perry has impugned that the United States of America is, in his apparent opinion, does not represent the most reputable form of government.
And finally-
F) Governor Perry, even if he is found to have been a citizen of these United States of America, he has, through his treasonous and traitorous action and speech, effectively denounced his citizenship.
Therefore- I call on the United States of America, and its representatives, to verify the citizenship of said Mr. Perry.