10. No ignition. Never had one and sure as hell doesn't have one now.
9. The Repuglican troops are feeling abandoned on the battlefield and in increasing disarray.
8. No-drama Obama doesn't fuck up. The other side won't rescue him.
7. A major crisis will almost certainly unite people behind the President. No salvation there, either.
6. Re-booting Willard hasn't worked and gets more laughable with every new effort. (And you can't re-boot a dead horse, anyway.)
5. At the debates, the best he can hope for is a draw. Which is unlikely, considering the massive amounts of ammunition he's supplied Obama with.
4. He can't mention taxes without inviting thoughts about his taxes.
3. He can't mention foreign policy without his Libya and England screw-ups scrolling in neon across his forehead.
2. He's got nuthin' in his hand, not even a pair of deuces.
1. You can't say to your wife, "I think you're an ugly, stupid bitch and I wish I'd never married you" and have her forget it. Ever.