Your new Rape Advisory Chart

Yesterday I suddenly realized that with so many new rape options available to women, there might be some confusion knowing exactly how to proceed in case of a violent sexual assault. And then I remembered another ham-fisted attempt by another administration to let us know how to react in case of "terror". I'm sure if they are elected, the Romney administration would find the same method useful to help us ladies straighten out our pretty little heads. So here's the Romney Administration's Rape Advisory Chart! Find your level of horrifying assault on your person and proceed accordingly!