Obamacare is like being raped by Uncle Sam ... or something like that

That's the latest ad from the "burn-your-fake-Obamacare-card" crowd, trying to convince young people that having health insurance is eeeevil. See, if you take Obamacare (which, by the way, your doctor's office isn't going to know, because all they see is that you have plain old private insurance), the federal government is going to be totally all up in your lady parts.

Which is completely more evil than a Republican state government shoving a transvaginal ultrasound probe into your lady parts against your will. Because that's Freedom!!!