No, this is not from The Onion, although it could be...
A branch of the Pentagon Federal Credit Union, located conveniently in the same building that houses the Transportation Security Administration's headquarters, was robbed this afternoon. Insert your security joke here.
According to a press release from the Arlington County Police Department, the robbery occurred at approximately 1:19 p.m. when the two suspects entered, approached one of the tellers and "demanded money be placed in a backpack." The suspects reportedly then fled in a blue and white taxi.
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Bank robbery is almost never funny. Almost...