Now that Republican Governor Mike Pence of Indiana signed the awful
gay hate is okay because Jesus bill into law, I think he needs a sexual act, sexual condition or something sexual named after him.
Much in the same way Rick Santorum is synonymous with that frothy mix of fecal matter and lube that is the byproduct of anal sex.
Personally, I don't think simply boycotting Indiana is enough. I've been to Indiana ... no disrespect intended.
I have two suggestions to kick things off:
1. To pence - Bending over backwards to give a religious extremist a hand job.
2. Pencing - imagining wild gay sex while having straight sex in missionary position.