...Bulbs, for 40% below normal retail price, all guaranteed with our instant price match guarantee!"
Thou shalt have no other stores before Me.
Thou shalt not kill...
...except with 2nd Amendment remedies available in our sporting goods section, for 25% below normal retail, guaranteed price match savings!
And the Prophet Walton said, "My Father's store has many locations."
So, how can we find the way to our nearest Walmart Location?
And Walmart said, I am the Way.
Holy Walmart, mother of God,
Employ us sinners parttime,
Now, and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
Yes, the GOP wackadoos in Arkansas are even too much for Walmart!
We are now looking to our Corporations for our morals and our guidance for what is right.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Please check out my novel of Corporate satire, Corporadeus.
For when you get fucked over so you just can't take it anymore.
For fuck's sake, click, buy, and read it before it's too late.