In unanimous decision, Marco Rubio wins 'GOP Dumbass of the Day' award

Swallow that last gulp of Poland Spring before you read further, because I don't want you spitting it out all over your laptop:

"It's not nation-building. We are assisting them in building their nation," Rubio said of his vision for Iraq.

Mmhmm.

“i’m not shitting on the floor, i’m just putting my shit in contact with the floor.” http://t.co/... http://t.co/...
— @jbouie

Wednesday's title-holder was, of course, fellow presidential aspirant Ted Cruz. Who will win tomorrow? Tune in to find out!

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