Donald Trump sees the market turmoil. Donald Trump surveys the situation, summoning his years of business expertise and analytical know-how. Donald Trump
announces his plan.
“As I have long stated, we are so tied in with China and Asia that their markets are now taking the U.S. market down. Get smart U.S.A.,” the real estate mogul and GOP presidential candidate began. “Markets are crashing — all caused by poor planning and allowing China and Asia to dictate the agenda. This could get very messy! Vote Trump.”
His diagnosis: It's the damn foreigners. You can't trust damn foreigners. His preferred medium for taking them on: Instagram.
“I’ve been telling everybody for a long time: China is taking our jobs, they’re taking our money, be careful, they’ll bring us down. You have to know what you’re doing. We have nobody that has a clue,” he said in a short video he posted on his Instagram account.
He then spent the rest of the morning retweeting people who had praised him on Twitter, because apparently when you are worth TEN BILLION DOLLARS you quite literally have nothing better to do in the morning.