China is planning to start a program, including academic study and textbooks, to educate their population on what’s in the head of their president. They call it “Xi Jinping Thought.” A big part of his program intends to pursue “socialism with Chinese characteristics.” Fair enough. It might be a good thing for a population to know what their leader is thinking. I therefore propose we set up programs on “Donald J. Trump Thought-- Capitalism with Day Care Center Characteristics.”