Conservative Values: Trump Has Dinner with Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Their Dumb as a Rock Kid
Many people get to visit the Whitehouse. If you want a garden tour you can register directly with the White House. If you can If you want a White House tour, you must register through your Congressman or Senator, although I imagine the waiting list is quite long.
Fewer people actually get invited to the White House even without meeting the President. Lobbyists, political operatives, business acquaintances and personal acquaintances generally fall into that category. Fewer yet get invited to the White House with the opportunity to meet the President. West wing tours are available by invitation only. A short audience with the President is usually reserved for a lobbyist, foreign dignitary, political group or a short photo op that would promote the President’s objectives. A select few, are invited to dine with the President. That is usually reserved for World Leaders with whom we have much at stake in the global political community.
Obviously, Donald Trump holds Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock in high esteem, a level of esteem reserved almost exclusively for World Leaders. Is it because of their conservative “values”? Let’s examine all three and see how their hypocritical actions and words match up with the conservative “values” they espouse.
Sarah Palin clearly is not the model of conservative values she portrays herself to be. Sarah Palin had no problem using her position of power to harass her sister’s ex-husband. Remember Troopergate? Of the 25 complaints filed by Palin, her parents and her siblings, only one stuck, moose poaching:
In 2003, on a hunting trip, Wooten [Sarah’s brother-in-law] and Molly [Sarah’s sister] spotted a moose. Wooten told her to shoot, because she was the one with the permit. She told him she just couldn't do it & handed the rifle to him. Standing next to his wife, close enough to touch the permit, Wooten shot the moose. Chuck Heath, Sarah's father, butchered it in his garage. He and his wife Sally; Todd and Sarah; and Mike Wooten and Molly dined off it all winter.
Sarah Palin’s self-image is clearly superficial and her motives are materialistic, maybe to compensate for her illogical thinking and speaking patterns. Nicknames like Carabou Barbie and Money Boo Boo don’t just come out of thin air. Sarah Palin has made a fortune from her 15 minutes of fame as John McCain’s muse, and has also taught her daughter how to make money from hypocrisy in a similar fashion. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Bristol Palin has made over $1M for speaking engagements advocating abstinence. She continues to get paid for her abstinence advocacy even after having her second child out of wedlock. Bristol is a roll in the hay model, not a teen girl’s abstinence role model.
Ted Nugent is well known for his creative and successful methods to avoid the Vietnam Draft. Contrary to his hawkish, military-loving, NRA-loving, animal killing positions of today, during the Vietnam War he shat his pants and walked into the Draft Board interview with a stinking pantload, just to avoid the draft. It worked.
… Well, on that day [30 days prior] I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build up ...
… Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
— Theodore Nugent, High Times interview.
Nugent later tried to recant the story, saying he received nothing but educational deferments just as Trump tired to claim, but Nugent’s 1-Y classification is all telling.
In addition to the hypocrisy about war and the military, Nugent also seems to be a borderline pedophile. Not only did he adopt a 17 year old so he could have sex with her without legal consequence ...
Nugent wrote a song about having sex with underage teenagers, appropriately named Jailbait:
Jailbait, Ted Nugent
… you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time ...
And of course, two of the most iconic misogynistic songs of all times:
Cat Scratch Fever, Ted Nugent
… Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go when they need their lovin' man
They know I'm doin' it for free
I give them cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
They got a bad scratch fever
The cat scratch fever ...
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, Ted Nugent
That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between
What I like
She come to town, she be foolin' around
A-puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown
It's all right
(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)...
Wang dang, what a sweet poontang...
… A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
Ooh, baby
She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell ...
Kid Rock is the very definition of conservative values. *eyes roll*
Kid’s father owned several car dealerships and Kid grew up in a privileged environment on a six-acre estate in Michigan. He ran away from home at 15. He sold drugs and began his psychotic music career as a rocker in his late teens. Cultivating his bad boy wigger image, Kid migrated his musical efforts to rap. He eventually migrated back to rock and then country and southern rock. In addition to illegally selling drugs, Kid has had a number of violence-related entanglements with the law. He was charged with assault on DJ Jay Campos, resulting in $575K lawsuit. Kid was also found guilty of assaulting Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee and pled guilty. And, Kid was fined $1,000 and sentenced to an anger management program following a simple battery incident at an Atlanta Waffle House. How do you get into an altercation at a Waffle House?
Remember, not everyone who lives in a trailer is trailer trash. However, those who attend Kid Rock concerts certainly are:
If you ever wanted to rob a trailer park, do it during a Kid Rock concert. When I hit town, the trailer parks empty out and everyone comes to the show.
— Kid Rock, privileged, faux blue collar artist
And a few of Kid Rock’s choice values lyrics would sit well with Bristol Palin I’m sure:
Because you know you're so hot, I want to get you alone
So hot, I wanna get you stoned
So hot, I don't want to be your friend
I want to f*ck you like I'm never gonna see you again
— So Hott
I got big old pupils and bloodshot eyes
I'm on the brink, if you know what I mean
And the twelve-step program couldn't keep me clean
'Cause I'm the Bullgod, you understand?
— I Am the BullGod
Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock represent the conservative values that Donald Trump admires. All three of them got to have dinner with Trump and spend 4 hours at play with him — all three for different reasons. It is evident that Trump relates on an intellectual level with Palin. Trump and Nugent share a special bond — both are pussy grabbers attracted to underage girls. Trump and Kid Rock also share a special bond — both depend on the uneducated and uninformed to saturate their fan base.
By comparison, Trump didn’t even shake Merkel’s hand when she was invited to the White House. And, I’ve not been able to find anything referencing a Trump and Merkel state dinner. Did it even happen? Let me know and I’ll edit this diary.
Trump has his priorities. Palin, Nugent and Kid Rock take a higher priority than World Leaders do.