Like the band of Renfields they are, a crew of dishonorable congressmen spoke to reporters in front of cameras on Tuesday trying to defend Donald Trump. Chief among them was Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida. Rep. Gaetz you may remember, threatened a congressional hearing witness and their family and friends in public. He’s a special kind of stupid and evil wrapped up into the blown-out stare of a sociopath. While trying to toe the Republican Party line that the Democratic Party-led impeachment inquiry is a purely political endeavor, Rep. Gaetz explained it this way.
REP. MATT GAETZ: What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court, and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo.
End scene. You can’t write political satire anymore because the hackiest comedians are in office! My lord! Rep. Gaetz seems to believe that a term that has been in use since the 1800s is referring to a children’s show from the 1950s-1980s. In Gaetz’s defense, he’s a stupid, stupid man. If you took a dumb thing and mixed it with an ignorant thing, then stuck that inside of a machine that creates truly idiotic things, Matt Gaetz would pop out. The internet can be a cold place for dumb blowhards like Rep. Gaetz, and the responses were … awesome.
Classic!
Historical!
I guess we were wrong.
That is a serious consideration at this point in history, don’t you think?