I guess Ted Cruz has never heard of hunger in America. Just like he’s apparently never heard of Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Canada, Germany, France, Finland, the Netherlands, or any of the major industrialized nations that are far more “socialist” than the United States, and where hunger is (surprise!) far less prevalent.
Then again, Ted isn’t much of a truth seeker. See how he brings up communism, even though no one running for the Democratic nomination has ever advocated such a system? I can only assume Ted will dress up as Venezuela for Halloween and run around his neighborhood trying to scare gullible suburbanites.
Yeah … no.
You’re kind of missing the point, Ted.
Sorry, Ted. No one wanted to crawl into the windowless white van that was your 2016 presidential campaign, and no one ever will.
You’ll be known as Donald Trump’s obsequious flunky for the rest of your life. If you want a different legacy, maybe start telling the truth now — before it’s too late.
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