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DNC Committee Throws Bound Jay Inslee Onto Melting Iceberg Before Pushing Him Out To Sea
ANTARCTICA—Cackling as they stuffed a rag into the Democratic governor’s mouth and tied his hands behind his back, the DNC committee reportedly...
Jay Inslee on Ice sounds like a new cocktail…
Also love that Jay Inslee is a good sport about it: