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Whatado evraybody, whatado.
It was a nice afternoon yesterday, 36 degrees but with sun breaks in the clouds and the forecast called for snow to start this afternoon and thru the night, maybe the weekend. So I drove to the county courthouse to drop off my ballot, 31.5 miles portal-to-portal. The highway passes through scattered stretches of forests and cherry orchards as well right along the shoreline. Some of the orchards have a California wine country presentation and residence, others are more modest with all manner of other primary residences along the way. Plus sideroads to other clusters of summer abodes of various expense.
When I walked into the Elections Dept. door in the courthouse I was met by a ballot drop-off box with a masked plain-clothes Sheriff’s officer with his badge hanging from a light chain hanging in the middle of his chest. He cut quite the figure in his western style suit. We exchanged pleasantries, I signed my ballot envelope and dropped it in the box. From there I went upstairs to see if a personalized license plate I once had was still available. Some clever genius asshole had snapped it up in the intervening 10 years. The drive back was just as nice, especially now that there aren’t any tourists clogging things up.
It started snowing early this afternoon and 7 hours later there are 5 inches of snow on the front railing. I measured to be sure cuz you know how guys are with estimated lengths. I tried to watch a college football game on DISH tonight, but with no wind blowing the snow I can’t get reception so I’ll have to go out tomorrow and whack it with my 10 foot roofrake handle to knock the snow off of it.
Colbert: 2020 Campaign Coverage Special.
Corden: Jeremy Strong; musical performance by SuperM
Fallon: Chelsea Handler; Senator Bernie Sanders; The War on Drugs
Meyers: Guests Alicia Vikander (The Glorias) and Maya Erskine & Anna Konkle (Pen15) I wonder if those young ladies known that looks like penis in leet speak? (no, I don’t) (rpt)
Kimmel: Unspecified repeat
SNL: Adele; H.E.R.
Picks: Aub, UNC, MI, K St.,Boise
Atl, Pitt, Sea, NE, Char
Note: The Sea/AZ game has been swapped to primetime Sun. night on NBC. The pirate teams will play in the afternoon on FOX, arrr, ya savvy?