Welp, it’s now past satire. Past even parody. SNL and The Onion surely will be filing for bankruptcy.
Fox News anchors are now being quarantined for COVID.
And this, after Trump tries to make COVID stories in the media “illegal.”
Will Fox try to bury this story? How their own anchors have to quarantine, after President Jan Brady tries to infect the entire nation……………..personally?
“COVID, COVID, COVID!!!” — Donald Trump, October 2020
Fox News Media President Jay Wallace and several of the network’s top personalities have reportedly been told to quarantine themselves and get tested for COVID-19 after they were all unknowingly exposed to an individual who had contracted the virus.
The New York Times reported on Sunday that besides Wallace, four anchors are expected to quarantine: Martha MacCallum, Dana Perino, Bret Baier, and Juan Williams. They will reportedly broadcast their respective programs from their homes.
Wallace and the hosts were reportedly exposed to an individual who later tested positive for COVID-19 when they flew together on a private plane from the debate between President Donald Trump and Democratic candidate Joe Biden on Thursday.
First, five members of Mike Pence's staff tested positive, news that got out despite the White House’s efforts to cover it up. Pence announced he would keep to his schedule because, get this, he’s an essential worker. Pence is mostly campaigning these days, so that’s the work being claimed as so essential he can’t follow guidelines and quarantine after close contact with people who have COVID-19. Then White House chief of staff Mark Meadows went on TV Sunday morning and said, “We’re not going to control the pandemic.”
And not a peep about this on the FoxNews website.
Nothing.
NADA.
Tell Donald Trump:
YOU’RE FIRED!!
On Covember 3rd.