Purdy has to be aware of all “mews” if it pertains to the 2020 Pootie Party campaign, including texts and memos drafted by the candidates (prior to media release). Andy sent a question and photo (TV screen grab) of a recent visit, by the opposing candidate, to a mask manufacturing plant.
That memo after the rules.
Andy asks, “Is dis Rite?”
As you remember, Andy has been remiss of current events while cruising outer realms with friends (whom asked not to be named). Purdy directed Hank (the IT pig) to inform Andy of the protocols for proper protective mask etiquette so he would be prepared to face the public upon his return.
Hank, still feeling not quite himself, passed the responsibility to Doogle (cyber dog wonder).
Doogle put a “power point” together for Andy with examples of proper and improper methods of mask wearing for protection in upcoming debates, town hall meeting, etc. Here are some of the contents of that presentation.
Doogle researched that Andy was a “Cat of Action” and wanted to start with something Andy could relate to. Also, the research indicated that Andy had a flair for the dramatic, so Doogle added this improper mask scenario.
Doogle finally got to the facts with a demonstration from one of the staff woozles.
As Summer bursts forth, there has been strong talk and suggestions about running mates for the two Pootie candidates. A short list of contenders had landed on Purdy’s desk. “A little birdy” let slip the names to an outside source and those names (and faces) are being circulated and examined. Note to HR; Pete the pigeon has been put on administrative leave for one week.
Purdy compiled a brief bio for each of the names.
Electra — International socialite and glamour expert. “Fluff is enough”, her signature phrase.
Noble Fur — Proficient traveler and climate scientist. Learning through doing, leading by example.
Skipper — Retired Navy veteran. A true underdog (write-in) candidate.
Stats are being gathered on other contenders for the position.
It is expected that all of the pundits of the Pootie Party will submit suggestions to Andy and Ginger’s offices for polling purposes. This concludes the current report by Purdy. Be well and remain safe.
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