Milwaukee, Wisconsin, July 18, 2024
With leading contender Donald Trump in prison and under psychiatric care for advanced dementia, an angry and divided Republican National Convention took 42 ballots to choose as their candidates for President and Vice President David Dunning and Justin Kruger. An RNC spokesperson declared that “we are absolutely confident that our Dunning/Kruger ticket will be certain to win an overwhelming victory in November”.
The Biden campaign has thus far declined comment.