“Joe has done nothing he basically said he would and a lot of people that did vote for him last time won't be.” --Rando Commenter on Facebook
You know this guy. He blames the 75 year blood feud in Israel on Genocide Joe because he won’t violate separation of powers and just not send stuff to Israel that Congress appropriated years ago. Quotes Hamas without knowing it’s Hamas Claims Joe has a financial stake in the private prisons he ended by executive order in literally his first week in office. Never gonna forgive Joe for passing the 1994 Crime Bill that even Joe no longer supports and has spent decades undoing.
This alleged US Citizen “voted for Biden last time,” will not vote for Joe or Trump (allegedly!) because they’re “both oligarchs,” even though I kinda doubt the veracity of Sleepy Don’s alleged riches while Joe and Jill only made $620k last year. We know that because, like the previous 50 years since he’s engaged in public service, his tax returns are publicly available. Have a look! The other guy? He’ll put them up in two weeks.
After some excessive polemic in which, of course, he addressed none of my points, we get to the crux of his problem with Joe: He’s just done nothing for me. So I’m not voting for him and same with a buncha my bros. Awww. No rainbow sprinkle farting unicorns! Poor babies!
Even though Joe is probably the only guy who can stop Bibi from eliminating Palestine then letting his buddy Trump build hotels in Gaza with the bones of Palestinian children. Meanwhile, he sends the National Guard and the military into our cities to round up and mass incarcerate every brown skinned human being they can find and especially all those Palestinians dude and his bros care so much about in Trump Org Private Gulags™ with no recourse or 4th, 5th, and 6th Amendment protections. Oh and dude thinks he and all his bros will just party on as usual after Diaper Don takes over the High Chair of Power in America.
Dan Pfeiffer wrote at length yesterday about the phenomenon. People who don’t follow the news don’t know the million ways Joe Biden has made their lives better and actually rescued the Republic from the guy he’s running against in 2020. I guess they missed the global dancing in the streets when Biden won last time, deposing that fascist scumbag criminal with extreme prejudice.
Now the cool kids think it’s stylish to hate on Old Man Joe and “forget about it” the election because they don’t get that their way of life is OVER for good—no party, no disco, no fooling around—if VonShitzhispants stinks up the White House come January of 2025. And they get all their info from social media—especially Tik Tok—and I hate to inform you that they ALL call him Genocide Joe. (It’s snappy! So of course!).
Thus, I felt inspired to concoct a list anyone can cut and paste into any comment section you encounter where some low information clown is spouting this nonsense. Because I’m a helper.
20 Biden Accomplishments to Share With Low Information Voters to Save the Republic From Them
Please Share. The very future existence of the Republic depends on people getting the actual objective truth.
- Oversaw the vaccine rollout that allowed us to recover from the pandemic the guy he’s running against caused.
- Appointed the first African American woman to the Supreme Court.
- Appointed more federal judges in 2 years than any President ever with most diversity ever.
- Passed the American Families Plan and American Rescue Act that gave everyone (INCLUDING YOU!!!) $1400 in direct payments and injected $1.9 trillion into an economy that's now growing at the fastest rate in modern history and way better than any economy on the planet post-Covid.
- 25 consecutive months of sub 4% unemployment for the first time...at least in my lifetime.
- Wages outgaining inflation for the first time since probably before Reagan screwed us all.
- Passed the Made in America Act and the CHIPS Act that incentivized the return of manufacturing to the US and especially green technologies, battery power, electric cars, solar panels, wind power.
- Passed the Infrastructure and Jobs Act which injected $1.2 trillion into fixing our crumbling roads, rails, and bridges, focusing on building a smart electrical grid in our transition to green energy and especially to support a network of electric car charging infrastructure NOT owned by a certain insane right wing billionaire.
- Became the first President in history to actually join a union picket line. His appearance helped the auto workers win an epic new contract, signaled the government’s open support for organized labor, and is already raising EVERYONE’S wages. EVEN YOURS!
- Applied sound fiscal policy that brought inflation down from a high of 7.5% to today's quite manageable 2.5%. (Any higher prices you are experiencing now are caused by Corporate Greed, not inflation).
- Forgave $138 billion in student loan debt SO FAR. It would have been more if Trump’s Supreme Court hadn’t slowed him down. But he’s not done yet.
- Passed the Inflation Reduction Act which allows Medicare to negotiate with drug companies for the first time ever putting a big hole in Big Pharma and saving seniors a bundle of cash.
- Extended subsidies and fixed a lot of problems with Obamacare. Opened the Marketplace to higher middle income earners who need insurance and couldn’t afford it.
- Ended construction of the environmentally catastrophic Keystone XL pipeline.
- Helped Ukraine survive Putin's attempted genocide (so far and in spite of Trump interference).
- Put the NATO alliance on much firmer footing. Bonus: both Sweden and Finland ended a hundred years of official neutrality to join us to stop Russia from attacking more peaceful nations. Who’s next? Switzerland?
- Passed the Respect for Marriage Act defending LGBTQ marriages from fascist interference for good. Love wins again!
- Capped the price of insulin at $35/mo. Ask 38 million American diabetics if Joe’s done anything.
- Ended private prisons in the first week of his Presidency. Read that again. Ended them.
- Rescheduled pot. FINALLY a step in the right direction. Now for banking reform to close down the warehouses full of currency.
Accomplished all of this in 3+ years with a 4 seat majority in the House and a 50/50 Senate (plus those asshats Manchin and Sinema) with the VP casting the deciding vote and since January 23 with a minority in the House and a 1 seat majority in the Senate. And a 6-3 Actual Fascist Majority in the Supreme Court. SO FAR.
Got a lot of this from the Wikipedia page. There’s a bunch more if your audience is more Drill Baby Drill as he’s authorized more gas and oil sales from public lands than any president in the modern era. Here’s to hoping all the other stuff above means we never tap any of it.
And now for a preview of life under His Holy Exalted Infallible God Emperor for Life and After, Sleepy Don RipVanStinkle VonShitzhispants: (The contents of the song because there won’t be concerts).