I feel sorry for the closeted gay Repubs

Not because they are surrounded by rabid homophobes, those are probably their dates.  No, I feel sorry for them because they are so uniformly unattractive.  Does someone's attractiveness have to do with whethere they come out?  Barney Frank lost a ton of weight after he got censured and is much better looking.

Well, David Dreir isn't too bad looking I guess.  Its hard for me to judge because I am straight but I don't think it takes Carson Kressly to know that Ken Mehlman is...plain.  Ken should know, no pecs, no sex.  Mehlman makes the first Darren on "Bewitched" look like Colin Ferrel.  Scott McLellan is no model either but he does fit into "w"'s wierd bald guy thing.  By far the furthest thing from the Gay Ideal is King Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove, friend of Gannon/Guckert.  That guy looks like the kid that fell in the chocolate river in the original "Willy Wonka".  There are chubby chasers and Im sure that his power gets him laid but it isn't gonna be flashing his abs during a parade that gets his card punched.

Matt Drudge...yech.  The egg thing (http://archive.salon.com/people/col/reit/2000/03/08/npwed/)probably gives him a niche appeal.

Rush Limbaugh has such self loathing that he became a drug addict to cope but there are so many things that make him unattractive beside his looks.

I guess the only attractive gay Republicans would be Armstrong Williams and David Dreier unless you guys can think of some others.