That's the new Weblog of Nick Zaino, intrepid writer, reporter, and chronicler of all things Stand-up Comedy.
Nick was the long-time beat reporter for The Boston Globe (as well as other publications), covering the enormous comedy scene in, and around Boston.
It's been one of our most fervent wishes the past two-years, that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is plagued by nightmares.
A Tim-Burton-on-acid-meets-Disney-type nightmare, of being trapped in a store.
A table store.
Big, thick butcher block's man the exits, forcing the Bush Grindhouse enabler to travel the maze-like aisles, small end-tables nipping at her ankles, all the other tables stamping their legs, chanting "No Nancy, put it on the table ... No, Nancy, put it on the table ... No Nancy, put it on the table ..."
As part of the government's pending, unprecedented, massive, enormous bailout of Wall Street, a component of the proposed plans include the renaming of Wall Street, to commemorate the crisis.
Leave it to the Republicans, and Stumblin' Bumblin' John McCain, at time with the worst President sitting in the White House, in a year, from the Presidential race, to down-ticket, is expected, due to lying, scandal and abuse of power, a disaster for the GOP, and they go out an pluck a vice-presidential candidate that is, currently, in the middle of an ethics investigation.
Sources tell The Garlic today, that the staff of Senator John McCain was so confused over the choice of his Vice Presidential pick, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, that they had mistakenly flown award-winning Canadian actress Sarah Polley to Dayton, Ohio, and had her in a hotel for three-days, awaiting the planned announcement.
No doubt, the ratings for those late night infomercials took a big hit.
Billy Mays' wallet will be a little lighter this week.
I'll be interested to hear what the strategy of dropping the news at around 1AM was (maybe, we were on target with our post yesterday).
Sources tell The Garlic that the announcement of Barack Obama's vice president has been delayed, indefinitely, as chaos consumes Obama Headquarters in Chicago, searching for the piece of paper Obama "jotted" the name on.
Or; McCain, Republicans Riding On Their Spare Donut
Well, again, as we have previously noted, Stumblin' Bumblin' John McCain did put out the call for more humor in his campaign.
Little did we know it would be petty, juvenile, slapstick, that does less to diss or mock Barack Obama, but rather brings out the ignorance of the Stumblin' Bumblin McCain Campaign, and their RWFS supporters.