(Cross posted at Cynic's Party)
Dear Cynics,
So, I just got this in my mail this morning. I figured I’d pass it along in case anyone else’s invitation hadn’t arrived yet. I’ve got to say I’m pretty psyched for this party. It will be a welcome change for America to stop this bickering and come together, left and right, over the celebration of the one thing we love most in this world, the anniversary of tragedy. Party on!
xoxo
Matt Kent
PS – Anyone want to go halvsies on a present? I’m thinking an Optimus Prime action figure. Autobots, transform and roll out!