The anchor portion was working, now it's not...no idea why. So I've adjusted the image to use URLs to hopefully work better...Skill level: Advanced (but learnable by code-friendly novices & moderate coders)
Do you know what an image map is? It's when you embed an image, then make different parts of it clickable so that clicking on different regions of the image will take you to different places. As an example, I've taken an image of Mumsie from the dKos image library and added a URL to it (fairly standard technique, so that clicking the image goes to a site or to the image source) plus I've added an image map - if you mouse-over Mumsie's head or hands, you'll see that they each point to a different location - while the rest of the image itself points to the original location that I want the image linked to.
Stumble over the orange end-of-the-world debris cloud for details (if you haven't already clicked any of the clickable spots yet).