Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge an individual who has proven time and again to be a remarkably accurate prognosticator on events and issues large and small across the political spectrum of ideas.
History, science, and society have repeatedly shown the often maligned ideas and values espoused by Dirty F. Hippy over the years to be correct. Indeed, Mr. Hippy has been foretelling the future for decades, therefore it is high time we publicly thank Mr. Hippy and vindicate him from the scorn he has so often endured.
Please join me in the parlor room just past the slightly-unnerving orange wankle-squiggle for an in-depth account of Mr. Hippy's triumphs.
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