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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 4:00 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 16:00

I’m not the first one to ask this but, if life begins at conception shouldn’t pregnant women be allowed to use the carpool lane? Zygotes are people too, my friend. Currently, the Virginia legislature is trying to push through ultrasound transvaginal probes that could tell if a new, burgeoning lifeform is indeed inhabiting her inner sanctum. If that law passes, it could conceivably happen that a state trooper, suspecting a lone female driving in the carpool lane of breaking the law, could pull her over and right there by the side of road insert an ultrasound transvaginal probe up her Volvo to confirm whether or not she had a bun in the oven.

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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 3:54 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 15:54

What’s a poor Christian to do these days? Everywhere they turn they’re under attack. Can’t propose to stick a trans-vaginal probe up a pregnant woman in Virginia. Can’t have a prayer to the Lord posted on the wall of a public school in Rhode Island. The war on Christmas has no end in sight. And Kenyan-born Muslim President Obama is forcing churches to pay for abortions and contraceptives. A Christian just can’t catch a break anywhere.

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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 3:50 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 15:50

Have you ever noticed the connection between the New Testament, Fox, and the GOP? The New Testament imposes fear in Catholics and Christians to vote God by preaching you will be thrown into a dark, fiery pit where you will gnash your teeth for eternity if you don't. Fox and the Republicans have always employed fear by preaching to vote GOP or you will be thrown into dirty bomb attacks by domestic terrorists while you're being thrown into bankruptcy by big spending Democrats after you've been thrown into jail by Obama personally for owning a registered firearm after he throws your family into poverty by forcing you all onto Food Stamps after he takes your job away. If the Bible is in fact the word of Jesus, wouldn't that make both Fox and the GOP guilty of plagiarism?

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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 3:47 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 15:47

The slanted lips of the media are all frothing over the Rick Santorum “surge”, to quote those lips. Four national polls of “likely Republican voters” now place him ahead of Mitt Romney. And the media buildup of his candidacy continues. This morning, NPR made passing reference to Occupy protests at one of his appearances in Tacoma, Washington, but devoted a full story to the lovefest that greeted him in the archly-conservative conclave of Coeur d’ Alene, Idaho. MSNBC had their regular cast of pundits punditing over how Santorum’s base is comprised of Tea Party, Evangelical, and blue collar Republicans.

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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 3:41 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 15:41

Republicans have been like an ant farm; all the worker ants walking up and down the line like good obedient mindless worker ants carrying out the orders of the high priest ant Fox (and Limbaugh and Rove but that carries my analogy too far afield) with the soldier ants keeping them in line. Obama's election was like a giant shoe stepping on the entrance to the ant farm and sending all the little mindless worker ants scurrying around in confusion and panic. They've lost their Red Queen Ant and are desperately searching for her. Mitt Romney called out "Hey, I'm over here." Michele Bachmann shouted from her corner “No, I’m over here—and I’m female.” Rick Perry drawled “I’m the Queen that’s kept y’all all employed.” Ron Paul squeaked “If I were your queen you wouldn’t have to obey anything I ordered you to do.” Rick Santorum firmly stated “I am NOT a queen but I sure like being surrounded by all these soldier ants.” Newt Gingrich spread his feelers in an all-encompassing gesture and proclaimed “I am not the queen of this ant farm—I AM the ant farm!” There were other pretenders to the throne who quickly devoured themselves before they could claim much of anything.

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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 3:37 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 15:37

The Catholic religion is based on Original Sin. We're all born sinners who must have that sin baptized away in the name of Jesus Christ. In fact Mormons are so worried about dirty sinners they proxy baptize dead Jews as a public service just to be safe. Not sure if they baptize dead Muslims though; there could be a language barrier and their dead might misunderstand and think the Mormons are trying to drown the death out of them. Last thing you want in the afterlife is a jihad.

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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 3:30 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 15:30

Upon reading Thomas Frank’s “The Wrecking Crew” it becomes crystal clear why the current slate of Republican candidates—with the exceptions of Jon Huntsman and Newt Gingrich—are either politically incompetent, stupid, or both. It all started with the election of Ronald Reagan, a moderately intelligent fellow, as President. He had been told he had won the lead in a new TV show about the White House called “The West Wing”–18 years before the show was actually brought to TV by Aaron Sorkin. All the Republicans needed to do was surround him with professional political operatives and D.C. insiders and he was a lock for eight years.

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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 3:26 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 15:26

Rush Limbaugh is a slut. Rush Limbaugh is a prostitute—but with a twist. Prostitutes are paid to fuck people. Limbaugh is paid to fuck over people. The slander job he did on Sandra Fluke was just another assignment for the highly-paid right wing hit man. He obviously thought this was just another milk run. He didn’t even bother to write out his notes first to gather his thoughts. He just winged it off the cuff as he’s done for decades. And why not? He always got away with it. He practically calls the President of The United States “boy” and childishly mangles the name of the First Lady—and gets away with it. Sandra Fluke was just a regular person, a non-entity who’s first name he didn’t even have to get right, or maybe he intentionally called her Susan just to unveil his total contempt for her. She was just a little girl who dared to stand up in the face of Republicans to tell them they had no right to legislate against and restrict birth control methods for women and how they’re paid for. Little pipsqueak had to be made an example of. After his show Limbaugh thought smugly to himself “That should take care of that.”

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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 1:13 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 13:13

I just got it. I just got why the Republicans in Congress have made this the Year of the Attack on Women.

Women are scary creatures to men. Whether you’re in jr. high school or a dance club in Hollywood, a man has to walk up to a woman to ask her to dance. All the while he’s wondering how he’ll hide his embarrassment if she says no.

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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 1:08 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 13:08

I dislike African-/American. I dislike Mexican-/American. I also dislike Italian-/American and Chinese-/American. Discern a pattern here? I assure you it’s non-racist and non-bigoted.

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Tuesday March 06, 2012 · 12:59 PM PST

2012/03/06 · 12:59

I like what Rush Limbaugh had to say about Sandra Fluke. I like that Rush Limbaugh is on 600 radio stations and the Armed Forces Radio Network. I like what Rush Limbaugh had to say about Sandra Fluke on 600 radio stations and the Armed Forces Radio Network and was heard by over 20 million people and his roster of sponsors. I like all this because over 20 million people and his roster of sponsors all found out what the rest of us knew already: Rush Limbaugh is a bully. Rush Limbaugh is a bigot. Rush Limbaugh is sexist. Rush Limbaugh is overpaid and way past his prime. And despite the wise counsel of that great Catholic Rick Santorum, Rush Limbaugh is no entertainer.

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