Democratic Refund Form Letter

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Tuesday November 18, 2008 · 5:08 PM PST

2008/11/18 · 17:08

Dear democratic supporter(s),

We are sorry to hear that you are dissatisfied with your purchase(s) of (1) Change in November of 2008.

We understand the packaging of the product Change was misleading. We admit that the product did not actually contain change and that that may have resulted in confusion.

We deeply regret that many of you purchased (1) Change, but instead were delivered (1) Lieberman.

We understand that opening a purchase and discovering an unwanted Lieberman might have caused quite a shock, but we think that upon further reflection you will agree that it should have been exactly what you were expecting. If you look at your past purchase history with us, we are sure you will agree.

Sadly, we cannot offer refunds for money spent on Change, even where the money was specifically requested for that purpose.

Liebermans are non-refundable.

In conclusion, we are sorry for any unnecessary hope this may have caused, and sincerely request that you forget this ever happened in two (and four) years time.

Signed,

The Democratic Party

(For more refund options, see below.)

notamarin

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Tuesday November 11, 2008 · 5:20 PM PST

2008/11/11 · 17:20

We have all heard that Obama's camp is offering... what, conciliatory? Magnanimous?... support for Lieberman.

This (quite rightfully) either alarms, discourages or irritates progressives, depending on their natural temperament. We are not sure whether this is meant to support Joe's chairmanship or merely his place in the caucus. The latter being fine, the former unacceptable.

While I do believe this is the President-Elect playing good cop, safe in the knowledge that the democrats in the senate will take care of business, it is still worth looking at a few of the less discussed reasons that Joe should not retain his powerful chairmanship...

notamarin

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Saturday November 08, 2008 · 12:04 AM PST

2008/11/08 · 00:04

The Mormons are already working on Proposition 9.

At least, I assume they are. Because if they aren't, they would be hypocrites. And the Bible frowns on that:

Matthew 23:23-24 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites!... Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.

So in order not to be seen as camel-swallowing Pharisees the Mormons really have no choice but to work on the sequel to their smash hit, Prop 8...

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Democratic Refund Form Letter

Say it ain't so, O.

Forget Prop 8 - Here comes Prop 9