Dear Women,
I believe I speak for the lion share of grown men now living in this country and not too few of the boys, as well, when I say that we need you. We need your skills, desperately. You see, if you need a hundred pounds of crap hauled from point A to point B, well, we're on that. Need to repel a foreign or domestic threat to your way of life? Yes please. Mentor children? Sure, as long as you give us a few tips. No worries on that, I promise. No, seriously. FYI...I'm particularly good with old cars, by the way. I know you girls seem to put a lot of stock in your hands, so.
Point is, I know you can do all these things just fine and even though the boys will be giving me hella crap for even bringing this up; the fact is, but for a few differences, you're pretty much equal to us. It is; however, these differences that we are kind of having trouble with. I know, we're kinda slow and it's taken us a few years to humble ourselves a bit and I'm genuinely sorry about that, but it's time to put down our childish ways, I believe.
Anyway, just some examples of things we're kinda vague on would be mainly in the area of maturity, intelligence, compassion, tolerance, diplomacy, patience, possessing a nurturing soul, communication skills, and the ability to refrain from destroying things no matter how bad your day has been. Not to mention how you seem to understand children much better. Those last two are quite fascinating really.
Anyway, before I digress, which is inevitable, I know you're kinda pissed and I totally get that, but if you could just give us a few pointers or even maybe step in for a bit, that would be awesome. In fact, we're kinda ok with you just giving it a go, really. I mean, it seems as though we're actually kinda more suited to doing man stuff anyway and all this thinking is really starting to get old.
Faithfully yours,
Grown Men
P.S. - You should know that some how we kinda lost our minds and sorta started this thing where we take away an important part of your health care system. Yeah, pretty stupid, right? So your gonna want to get in there and fix that pretty quick. Vote. Talk. Complain. Argue. March. Run. Oh...and all those other things, too.
