As we all (well, most) struggle to make ends meet in a bleak economy, it's good to know that there are failed millionaire presidential-hopeful blowhards who can't wait to wag their finger at us for having the audacity to seek solutions to our problems that do not involve idiots like them. They keep us on our toes to make sure we do the complete opposite of their condescending advice.

On the flip, watch in horror as actor/phony politician Fred Thompson attempts to stay relevant while spouting Republican talking points and trying to be funny.