According the the helpful advice emparted by Dick Cheney, and heartily supported by Michael Chertov, should we choose to vote incorrectly this coming November, we should probably expect the next Jihad on Airline Travel by Christmas.
After all we've all seen it. First the red liquid disappears from its container, swiftly followed by the blue - then BOOM! Another school and another lead supporting actor, nominated for the "Best empathy enspiring, widow leaving, orphan creating, ownerless dog unleashing, actor in a bomb disposal uniform" Oscar, dies at the hands of Dennis Hopper.
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