Ok, after observing 15 months of criss-crossing the the country, rubber chicken, sniper fire, and righteous indignation, one thing is for certain: there are more new, first-time Democratic primary voters than ever.
But do they understand campaign lingo?
To help them with confusing politico latte-liberal speak, I have compiled a list of translations for the lay person.
Poverty Czar. We want to feed, house, cloth and educate the poor. Solution: give them a King.
Superdelegate. Fellas that get 1,000 nice emails a day until they pick a champ. Then they get 500 nasty emails a day.
More on the jump!
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