CoVidiot-45 (informally known as Colt-45 virus) is an extremely serious disease closely associated with presidential transmissions regarding CoVid-19 or corona virus. It has recently reached pandemic levels.
Symptoms: bouts of wincing, crossed eyes, head shaking, forehead slaps, fist clenching, sudden urges to escape, ranting at inanimate objects, violent expression of curse words, screams of rage, casting objects-in-hand at point of presidential transmission
Neural cognitive inhomeostasis: the effects upon the body and behavior are the result of excess cognitive dissonance. This occurs when the transmission is perceived primarily through repeated exposures to media. The transmission spurs a flood of emotion and counter-cognition in defense of the host’s mental faculties. This is host’s attempt to restore neural cognitive homeostasis.
Per pioneering cognitologist Ukhanchit Di Olboy (inventor of the logarithmic scale of disbelief) “The most elegant analogy of CoVidiot-45 syndrome is like the mind flushing its toilet. Upon host infection from presidential misinformation, the mind reacts to eliminate contamination of thought processes, rage flushing to normalcy.
Transmissability: the primary points of transmission are video press engagements, campaign events, and tweets. Secondary factors can be associated reminders such as presence of MAGAt (make-America-great-again-thug), articles about the president, Mitch McConnell, Kellyanne Conway, Supreme Court, or Republicans.
Treatment: there is currently no cure but avoidance of media has been shown to have short term palliative effects. And washing hands, of course.
Vaccines: there have been two vaccine trials that were unsuccessful:
Mueller’s vaccine which resulted in only strengthening the misinformation. A less diluted more focused impeachmentril vaccine was tested but also failed due to the political atrophy.
A third vaccine Eleccin is in development but testing cannot start until November.