Your orbit is too elliptical, your size is too small
You skim the Oort cloud, You're a frozen snowball
You hardly reveal what astronomers want to see
You got dissed by some scientists, But you're always a planet to me
Ohhh...were you a satellite?
You can wait all you want, you can take all of your time
Ohhh...I'll never give up
And you never give in, the IAU will change their mind
New Horizons might lead us to the truth, if it gets there allright
If not for that stupid cartoon dog, people might treat you right
I don't care about your external barycenter, Charon is nothing to see
Call it whatever the hell you want, Pluto is always a planet to me
Xena can kiss my asteroid, the solar system has always had nine
Plutons and dwarf planets, they never even cross my mind
You may lie at the edge of the Kuiper belt, In and out of Neptune's orbit you may be
They can change all the science books, but Pluto is always a planet to me