From the Democrats Abroad in Sydney, Australia — g'day from several thousand overseas Kerry voters! — who'll be watching the debates on tape from our favorite local pub.
EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: An American flag, a $1 bill, you, your friends, and plenty of drinks.
Every time Bush says...
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You...
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"nu-kyu-lar"
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smack your forehead and take 1 drink
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"Iraq" or "Saddam"
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shout "yee-hah!" and take 1 drink
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"weapons of mass destruction"
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look for them under the table — if you don't find any, take 1 drink
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"terror" or "terrorists"
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scream in terror and take 1 drink
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"America is safer"
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cough the word "bullsh*t" and take 1 drink
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"tax cuts"
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buy another round and put it on your credit card
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"Dick Cheney"
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sing "Hail to the Chief" and take 2 drinks
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"North Korea" or "Iran"
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shout "you're next!" and take 1 drink
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"September 11th"
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wrap yourself in the flag and take 2 drinks
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blames Congress or Clinton
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pass the buck one person to the right
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admits a mistake
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duck to avoid the flying pigs
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Every time Kerry says...
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You...
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"Osama bin Laden"
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look around the room — if you find him, tell Bush where he is; if not, take 1 drink
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"two Americas"
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sing "This Land is Your Land" and take 2 drinks
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"unilateral"
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whoever has the $1 bill takes a drink
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"allies" or "NATO"
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shake hands with someone and take 1 drink
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"Vietnam"
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salute "reporting for duty!" and take 1 drink
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"wealthiest one percent"
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buy another round and pay for it in cash
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"outsourcing"
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buy a round of foreign beers
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hints or says Bush is not telling the truth
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gasp "noo!" in shock and take 1 drink
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"health care"
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check your pulse and take 1 drink
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"John Edwards"
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swoon or cheer (your choice) and take 2 drinks
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"America can do better"
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wave the flag and take 1 drink
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