George W. Bush may not have known at the time, but his tap dance on the steps of the white house summoned the ghost of former U.S. president and war hero, General Dwight D. Eisenhower. The former general arrived in the oval office, much to the president's surprise.
President George W. Bush jumped out of his shoes when he saw Eisenhower on his personal phone line. "Hey, who are you and why are you sitting at my desk communicating with the terrorists?"
The general explained to President Bush that he was not communicating with America's enemies but merely informing other white house officials of his historic visit.
"A likely story, Mr. Eisonhooters, if that is your real name." said President Bush, "It's a good thing that we allow America's giant telecom companies to spy on Americans in secrecy and without court ordered warrants. I caught you red handed."
Eisenhower's jaw dropped and he slowly put the phone down.
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