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In the Utah Senate Race, I will vote for:
Glen Beck, during a mass suicide ritual live on Fox.
Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.
Mormon Jesus, cuz he's American!
Whomever my bishop tells me to.
The re-animated corpse of Reed Smoot.
Mitt Romney. Just, Mitt Romney, dammit!
I can't vote, I'm a resident of Kolob. The planet, not the town.
Sam Granato, Democrat. Yeah, right!