Ground Zero Mosque To Perform Gay Marriages

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Thursday August 19, 2010 · 11:56 AM PDT

2010/08/19 · 11:56

NY Islamic Center Will Also Aid Illegal Immigrants
Richieville News Service - NEW YORK CITY
Republican leaders redoubled their criticisms of the plan to build an Islamic community center, including a mosque, near the Ground Zero site in downtown Manhattan, saying that not only would the center be an insult to the, "hallowed ground," of the September 11 attacks, but they have information that the Imam of the planned mosque intends to conduct gay marriages there.

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Sunday August 15, 2010 · 7:33 AM PDT

2010/08/15 · 07:33

Richieville News Service - NEW YORK CITY

Sensing a possible political advantage in the upcoming midterm elections, Republican leaders continued to press for their plan to relocate the site of Ground Zero outside of New York City, saying that lower Manhattan is no longer an appropriate place for a memorial to the victims of a terrorist attack that took place in lower Manhattan.

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Friday July 23, 2010 · 3:59 AM PDT

2010/07/23 · 03:59

Richieville News Service - JERUSALEM
Tempers flared and tensions continued to rise across the country of Israel as a recent court case forced many citizens to choose between celibacy or jail. On Tuesday a Jerusalem court sentenced a married Arab man to 18 months in prison for telling a Jewish woman he was single and Jewish and then having sex with her.

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86 votes Show Results

Tell us if you-

86 votes Vote Now!

Tell us if you-

never lie to get sex

19 votes

always lie to get sex

5 votes

sometimes lie to get sex

8 votes

who, me?

32 votes

always lie down to get sex

22 votes

Texas School Board Removes Argentina From Books

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Sunday July 18, 2010 · 11:55 AM PDT

2010/07/18 · 11:55

Gay Marriage Legal In Argentina
Texas School Board Removes Country From Textbooks

Richieville News Service - AUSTIN

In a move hailed by conservative groups, the Texas School Board today announced it was removing the country of Argentina from its geography curriculum, and that the South American nation would no longer appear on maps and globes used in the state.

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142 votes Show Results

What I like most about Argentina:

142 votes Vote Now!

What I like most about Argentina:

home of the tango

18 votes

home to Mark Sanford's mistress

12 votes

beef

6 votes

it keeps Chile company

13 votes

gay marriage

16 votes

more beef

11 votes

all of the above

66 votes

China Offers To Sell Jobs To The U.S.

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Saturday July 17, 2010 · 9:18 AM PDT

2010/07/17 · 09:18

Will Loan Us The Money To Buy Them

Richieville News Service - BEIJING
Faced with a growing labor shortage that has left employers struggling to fill positions, the Chinese Ministry of Finance today announced plans to sell some of the country's extra jobs to the United States.

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Friday July 16, 2010 · 8:30 AM PDT

2010/07/16 · 08:30

Richieville News Service - WASHINGTON, D.C.

Researchers who are using a robot baby seal to help patients develop empathy and emotional attachments reported today that surprisingly, the device does not work on U.S. Senators. The robot, called Paro, was originally developed in Japan where some people keep it as a pet, but therapists have been using it because of the mechanical seal's ability to elicit feelings of compassion and love. Now scientists are saying they have been unable to achieve similar results when using the device on Capitol Hill.

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Wednesday July 14, 2010 · 6:05 PM PDT

2010/07/14 · 18:05

Scientists Says Gravity Is An Illusion
Wall Street Sees Economic Opportunity
GOP Blames Obama

Richieville News Service - NEW YORK CITY

Cities across the globe were eerily calm today, following reports that respected Dutch physicist and string theory expert Erik Verlinde has found that gravity, long thought to be one of the fundamental forces of nature, is in fact an illusion. In response to the news, governments had braced for riots, mass hysteria, nationwide traffic jams and a descent into cannibalistic savagery, but the disturbances so far have not materialized.

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Tuesday July 13, 2010 · 1:52 PM PDT

2010/07/13 · 13:52

Richieville News Service - NEW YORK CITY

Leaders of groups representing the U.S. Tea Party movement, the Amish people of Pennsylvania, and several Hasidic congregations of Brooklyn have agreed to meet next month with the aim of choosing a common favorite period from the distant past.

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60 votes Show Results

when do you want to live?

60 votes Vote Now!

when do you want to live?

the 1950's

1 vote

the 1960's

10 votes

18th century America

1 vote

17th century Poland

1 vote

25th century Mars

4 votes

10,000 BC

2 votes

Any time after the collapse of the Tea Party

23 votes

Now is okay with me

18 votes

Bankers To Be Traded Like NBA Stars

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Monday July 12, 2010 · 8:43 AM PDT

2010/07/12 · 08:43

Will Get Endorsement Deals, Bubblegum Cards

Richieville News Service - NEW YORK CITY

Inspired by the media frenzy over LeBron James' decision to play for the Miami Heat, several large banks and hedge funds have decided to band together and form their own NBA, or National Bankers' Association. In the new NBA, banks will not only compete for billions in profit, but for a national championship called the Lucre Cup, and bankers will be traded in the same way as professional athletes.

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21 votes Show Results

what is your favorite banking NBA team?

21 votes Vote Now!

what is your favorite banking NBA team?

the Moolahs

1 vote

the Simoleons

4 votes

the Greenbacks

3 votes

the Leeches

2 votes

the Parasites

8 votes

the #&@!%!

3 votes

Obama Introduces Stress-Reduction DVDs

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Friday July 09, 2010 · 6:00 AM PDT

2010/07/09 · 06:00

Stop Worrying -
The "No Drama" Obama Way

Friends, do you wish there was less drama in your life? Are you worried, anxious, nervous, apprehensive or just plain stressed out? And by any chance, is one of the things you're worried about the national debt? Well, stop worrying, because thanks to an astounding breakthrough in anger management and stress reduction, you can now solve both problems at once. That's right – there's a way to reduce the nation's stress and its debt with one simple solution. What is it? It's the ObamaSerenity Method for Anger Management and Stress Relief.

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Wednesday July 07, 2010 · 2:25 PM PDT

2010/07/07 · 14:25

Outdoor Press Conference Canceled

Richieville News Service - NEW YORK CITY

An outdoor press conference in Lower Manhattan called to dispute claims of global warming had to be canceled today when several of the scheduled speakers were felled by heat exhaustion. New York City, like much of the Northeast, has been suffering through a record-breaking heat wave, with temperatures hitting over 100 degrees. But organizers of the event said the unusual temperatures would have no effect on their views of climate change.

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109 votes Show Results

the best proof of climate change is:

109 votes Vote Now!

the best proof of climate change is:

melting ice caps

9 votes

thawing permafrost

3 votes

unusual heat waves

1 vote

giant hurricanes

0 votes

Republicans say it doesn't exist

96 votes

BREAKING: Oil, Coal To Get New Names

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Tuesday July 06, 2010 · 6:40 AM PDT

2010/07/06 · 06:40

Fossil Fuel Industry Launches Major Re-branding Campaign

Richieville News Service - WASHINGTON, D.C.

In a major re-branding campaign aimed at countering negative public perceptions of their products, the fossil fuel industry today announced that oil and coal would be sold under new names, ones designed to highlight their "likeability" and "friendliness."

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Ground Zero Mosque To Perform Gay Marriages

GOP Plan Would Move Ground Zero To Alaska

No Sex For Israel: Verdict Leaves Country Tense

Texas School Board Removes Argentina From Books

China Offers To Sell Jobs To The U.S.

Robot Creates Empathy In Humans, Fails On Senators

Gravity Is An Illusion - GOP Blames Obama

Tea Party, Amish, Hasids, To Pick Favorite Past Era

Bankers To Be Traded Like NBA Stars

Obama Introduces Stress-Reduction DVDs

Climate Change Critics Faint From Heat

BREAKING: Oil, Coal To Get New Names