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Palin Poll
Poll 165 votes Show Results Sarah Palin's speech Demonstrated once and for all, conclusively, that her mind has the intellectual capacity of frozen yogurt. Was written, produced, and edited by Todd Palin's ALASKAN INDEPENDENCE party. Will help the Palin's back taxes on the four other cabins nobody has heard about. Yet. Made Piper cry: "Mommy, you really sucked. I can do better than THAT!" Caused the new price of GOING ROGUE to drop to $1.99, with a one dollar rebate if you order within twenty four hours. But wait, there's more! You also get a free set of Ginzoo knives and a tub of moose sausage if you order now. Made me wistful about Dan Quayle. Where is that dude anyway? <wink> <wink> Let 2/3 of the audience to storm her bus demanding that SHE pay THEM $100,000 for listening to such tripe. Gave John McCain (yet another) woodie, and BOY is Mrs. McCain pissed off!!! Made Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck get into a huge fist fight over who gets to worship her on television first. Oh, is that what it was? I thought it was a BOZO THE CLOWN rerun from the 1960s. It was okay, I guess. I particularly liked the part about GOD taking over the country's foreign policy. And the part about bombing Muslims? Made my knees weak just hearing it. Made me finally realize I am not a patriot because I am a liberal Democrat. All those lies about Democrats fighting and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan are apparently just that. According to poor, badly maligned, Sarah P. I think Marge Simpson could have done better. Or Homer, even. And you say she majored in JOURNALISM??????????? WTF???????? Sorry, I thought it was a Super Bowl commercial about a new Barbie Doll with repetitive voice recordings that made my skin crawl. 165 votes Vote Now! Sarah Palin's speech Demonstrated once and for all, conclusively, that her mind has the intellectual capacity of frozen yogurt. 58 votes Was written, produced, and edited by Todd Palin's ALASKAN INDEPENDENCE party. 1% 2 votes Will help the Palin's back taxes on the four other cabins nobody has heard about. Yet. 1% 2 votes Made Piper cry: "Mommy, you really sucked. I can do better than THAT!" 3% 5 votes Caused the new price of GOING ROGUE to drop to $1.99, with a one dollar rebate if you order within twenty four hours. But wait, there's more! You also get a free set of Ginzoo knives and a tub of moose sausage if you order now. 4% 7 votes Made me wistful about Dan Quayle. Where is that dude anyway? <wink> <wink> 2% 3 votes Let 2/3 of the audience to storm her bus demanding that SHE pay THEM $100,000 for listening to such tripe. 1% 1 vote Gave John McCain (yet another) woodie, and BOY is Mrs. McCain pissed off!!! 3% 5 votes Made Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck get into a huge fist fight over who gets to worship her on television first. 6% 10 votes Oh, is that what it was? I thought it was a BOZO THE CLOWN rerun from the 1960s. 1% 2 votes It was okay, I guess. I particularly liked the part about GOD taking over the country's foreign policy. And the part about bombing Muslims? Made my knees weak just hearing it. 3% 5 votes Made me finally realize I am not a patriot because I am a liberal Democrat. All those lies about Democrats fighting and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan are apparently just that. According to poor, badly maligned, Sarah P. 2% 3 votes I think Marge Simpson could have done better. Or Homer, even. 7% 11 votes And you say she majored in JOURNALISM??????????? WTF???????? 19 votes Sorry, I thought it was a Super Bowl commercial about a new Barbie Doll with repetitive voice recordings that made my skin crawl. 32 votes
What will the Refugs do to righten their sinking ship in the 2010 midterms? The world wonders.
Poll 83 votes Show Results Pick the Best Campaign Strategy for the Rethugs for 2010 Midterm Elections Ramp up the mantra: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Obama is a Socialist: Sean Insanity's New Best Selling Book Obama was born in Paraguay. Orly Taitz Tells the Nationa Inquirer Astoundingly New Secrets Nobody's Ever Heard Before. George Bush Junior Was Just a Mirage. The Economic Disaster is all Barney Frank's Fault. Family Values: Our Happy Home Life, by co-authors Senator John Ensign and Governor Mark Sanford. Special Forward by Senator David Vitter Drill Baby Drill Sarah Palin Publishes a Sequel: Going Rogue Part Deux and Then Opens a Nightly Wrestling Match Show in Las Vegas with Katie Couric Mitch McConnell and John Boehner Star in a New Reality Show: Train Wrecking Health Care Reform; How We Almost Did It BUY GOLD: Glenn Beck's New Roads to Riches Book. AMERICA: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IF THE DEMOCRATS STAY IN POWER!!!!!!!!! An insightful political pamphlet issued by all GOP U.S. Senators Jim DeMint's Leadership is Good For America: Let's Screw With Obama by Not Agreeing with Anything he says or does Lynn Cheney's Road Show: My Father Should Have Won the Nobel Prize Because Obama Is A Traitor Climate Change: Who You Gonna Believe, Respected Scientists or Religious Fundamentalist Wingnuts? Bill O'Reilly's special report. None of the Above. Every Option Above Sucks. Repugs Suck. You Suck. This is the Stupidest Diary and Poll Ever. 83 votes Vote Now! Pick the Best Campaign Strategy for the Rethugs for 2010 Midterm Elections Ramp up the mantra: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 7% 6 votes Obama is a Socialist: Sean Insanity's New Best Selling Book 1% 1 vote Obama was born in Paraguay. Orly Taitz Tells the Nationa Inquirer Astoundingly New Secrets Nobody's Ever Heard Before. 4% 3 votes George Bush Junior Was Just a Mirage. The Economic Disaster is all Barney Frank's Fault. 6% 5 votes Family Values: Our Happy Home Life, by co-authors Senator John Ensign and Governor Mark Sanford. Special Forward by Senator David Vitter 1% 1 vote Drill Baby Drill 1% 1 vote Sarah Palin Publishes a Sequel: Going Rogue Part Deux and Then Opens a Nightly Wrestling Match Show in Las Vegas with Katie Couric 2% 2 votes Mitch McConnell and John Boehner Star in a New Reality Show: Train Wrecking Health Care Reform; How We Almost Did It 1% 1 vote BUY GOLD: Glenn Beck's New Roads to Riches Book. 2% 2 votes AMERICA: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IF THE DEMOCRATS STAY IN POWER!!!!!!!!! An insightful political pamphlet issued by all GOP U.S. Senators 18 votes Jim DeMint's Leadership is Good For America: Let's Screw With Obama by Not Agreeing with Anything he says or does 1% 1 vote Lynn Cheney's Road Show: My Father Should Have Won the Nobel Prize Because Obama Is A Traitor 6% 5 votes Climate Change: Who You Gonna Believe, Respected Scientists or Religious Fundamentalist Wingnuts? Bill O'Reilly's special report. 2% 2 votes None of the Above. Every Option Above Sucks. Repugs Suck. You Suck. 10 votes This is the Stupidest Diary and Poll Ever. 25 votes
Karl Rove was on the TODAY SHOW with Matt Lauer this morning. Someone please explain why anyone should listen to anything this asshole says.
Poll 149 votes Show Results What to do with Karl Rove? Make him serve ten years as a clown with the Ringling Brothers Circus. Make him serve ten years at WALTER REED ARMY Hospital, emptying the bed pans of our gravely disabled veterans from Afghanistan and Iraq. Send "Turd Blossom" back to G.W. Bush's 'Center for Revisionist History" at Texas A&M University to punch tickets for the ten people per week who visit it. Garrot him. End of story. Set him up with a blind date with Sarah Palin. They could write a book about their exerience and sell it to the Teabaggers Ignore the Son of A Bitch. 149 votes Vote Now! What to do with Karl Rove? Make him serve ten years as a clown with the Ringling Brothers Circus. 3% 4 votes Make him serve ten years at WALTER REED ARMY Hospital, emptying the bed pans of our gravely disabled veterans from Afghanistan and Iraq. 87 votes Send "Turd Blossom" back to G.W. Bush's 'Center for Revisionist History" at Texas A&M University to punch tickets for the ten people per week who visit it. 1% 2 votes Garrot him. End of story. 19 votes Set him up with a blind date with Sarah Palin. They could write a book about their exerience and sell it to the Teabaggers 2% 3 votes Ignore the Son of A Bitch. 34 votes
Some thoughts on Veterans Day 2009 from a former LT, United States Navy
Poll 27 votes Show Results What about National Service? In America? No freakin' way. Why should I? Voluteerism must come from the heart, not from a legislative requirement. Yes. Many other societies compell their citizens to serve in some capacity. We should too. Are you still drunk from your last diary? Get bent. Last time I checked it's a free country. What are you, a socialist? Maybe. See if the Obamas can convince citizens of all ages to get onboard in whatever way they can. 27 votes Vote Now! What about National Service? In America? No freakin' way. Why should I? 7% 2 votes Voluteerism must come from the heart, not from a legislative requirement. 12 votes Yes. Many other societies compell their citizens to serve in some capacity. We should too. 10 votes Are you still drunk from your last diary? Get bent. 7% 2 votes Last time I checked it's a free country. What are you, a socialist? 0% 0 votes Maybe. See if the Obamas can convince citizens of all ages to get onboard in whatever way they can. 4% 1 vote
You've seen swarms of them on television on the malls of Washington DC spun up into orgasmic irrational states of hostility and pent up rage, some of them carrying loaded weapons to Presidential events. By some estimates, thousands (GOODNESS!!) of angry semi-literate overweight under-educated Caucasian Americans with axes to grind. What's behind the Teabagger movement? American history offers a long, sordid backdrop as a key to the answer.
Poll 108 votes Show Results Teabaggers . . . need our sympathy. They are pathetically misinformed and incapable of independent thought. are a greater threat to the security of this country than the swine flu. are the puppets of the Faux News idiots: Orally, Beck, Lamebrains, Coultergeist, Malin, and Sean Insanity. are the Democrat Party's bestest new buddy. are good comic relief. Need to be tossed into Boston Harbor. 108 votes Vote Now! Teabaggers . . . need our sympathy. They are pathetically misinformed and incapable of independent thought. 6% 6 votes are a greater threat to the security of this country than the swine flu. 17 votes are the puppets of the Faux News idiots: Orally, Beck, Lamebrains, Coultergeist, Malin, and Sean Insanity. 55 votes are the Democrat Party's bestest new buddy. 8% 9 votes are good comic relief. 3% 3 votes Need to be tossed into Boston Harbor. 18 votes
Historian David McCullough recently observed that Americans are, for the most part, "historically illiterate." I agree. It leaves most Americans, many of them Conservatives and/or Republicans judging by their unacceptable behavior, in the "historically illiterate" pile, and hence, unable to render a fair judgment on President Obama's performance to date.
Poll 60 votes Show Results Is David McCullough right? Are Americans historically illiterate? Yup. But I just watch Glennn Beck and I get all the history I need that way. He's my hero. Hell No!!! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Of course. Why read a book when I can plug into Bill Orally and get my fix with him? No. I know Abraham Lincoln wrote the Declaration of Independence. That's all I need to know. Absolutely. And it's embarassing, disgraceful, mystifying. Ignorance is bliss and America is one blissful place right now. Screw history. I focus on my WII and texting in traffic. Who gives a rip? Don't know much about history. 60 votes Vote Now! Is David McCullough right? Are Americans historically illiterate? Yup. But I just watch Glennn Beck and I get all the history I need that way. He's my hero. 8% 5 votes Hell No!!! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? 7% 4 votes Of course. Why read a book when I can plug into Bill Orally and get my fix with him? 0% 0 votes No. I know Abraham Lincoln wrote the Declaration of Independence. That's all I need to know. 7% 4 votes Absolutely. And it's embarassing, disgraceful, mystifying. Ignorance is bliss and America is one blissful place right now. 46 votes Screw history. I focus on my WII and texting in traffic. 0% 0 votes Who gives a rip? Don't know much about history. 2% 1 vote
I was on the scene at Skagit Valley Community College's McIntyre Hall tonight in Mount Vernon, WA, a lovely little city approximately 50 miles of north Seattle. The excitement was high, as was the attendance from both sides of the political spectrum.
Poll 122 votes Show Results Glen Beck is A really nice guy because he cried at the Keys to the City ceremony tonight Just as lost as the nimrods who have annointed him the Mahareesh of Beckdom Deserving of the reception Mount Vernon WA gave him tonight: from OUR side Pissing off Sean Insanity. Now Sean wants a key to the city of Detroit Joe McCarthy revisited. Only worse. the best friend the Democrats ever had. Long may he wave (???) 122 votes Vote Now! Glen Beck is A really nice guy because he cried at the Keys to the City ceremony tonight 2% 3 votes Just as lost as the nimrods who have annointed him the Mahareesh of Beckdom 24 votes Deserving of the reception Mount Vernon WA gave him tonight: from OUR side 12 votes Pissing off Sean Insanity. Now Sean wants a key to the city of Detroit 3% 4 votes Joe McCarthy revisited. Only worse. 50 votes the best friend the Democrats ever had. Long may he wave (???) 29 votes
Congressman Joe Wilson's [R-SC) website is "down for maintenance and currently not available." Hmmmmmm. Wonder what that's all about.
Poll 69 votes Show Results In the morning, Joe Wilson will Announce he and Glenn Beck will be partnering on a new FIXED NOISE television program: practicing political etiquette in a changing world Announce he and Sarah Palin have embarked on a speaking tour. Katie Couric is not invited. Secretly fire the five illegals he has working on his plantation back in rural SC Do a guest appearance on Rush Limbaugh, who will announce that the REAL culprit in the controversy is Barney Frank (I don't get it, either) Announce he is running for Governor of SC Reiterate his apology and explain he meant to scream, "show us your birth certificate." Announce a forty-state WRESTLE-MANIA tour with Joe the Plumber 69 votes Vote Now! In the morning, Joe Wilson will Announce he and Glenn Beck will be partnering on a new FIXED NOISE television program: practicing political etiquette in a changing world 8 votes Announce he and Sarah Palin have embarked on a speaking tour. Katie Couric is not invited. 1% 1 vote Secretly fire the five illegals he has working on his plantation back in rural SC 16 votes Do a guest appearance on Rush Limbaugh, who will announce that the REAL culprit in the controversy is Barney Frank (I don't get it, either) 16 votes Announce he is running for Governor of SC 7 votes Reiterate his apology and explain he meant to scream, "show us your birth certificate." 15 votes Announce a forty-state WRESTLE-MANIA tour with Joe the Plumber 9% 6 votes
Regarding the current health care reform debate: is America REALLY that stupid? Sadly, the answer seems to be America is really that stupid.
Poll 21 votes Show Results Will the insipid Teabgging, gun carrying morons at the Town Halls sway this country away from health care reform? Likely. There are too many losers in America who buy into the nonsense. No. The better nature of America will emerge, as it did in electing Obama last fall. Those jerks aren't doing anything but turning off the vast majority of Americans, who will soon come around and get behind Obama. Health care reform? Those people think they're attending a KKK ralley. Somebody straighten those assholes out. If they don't Sean Insanity, Annie Coulter-geist, Rush Lamebrains and the rest of the toadies on the right will bring healthcare reform down. The tempest will pass. Cooler heads will prevail. Healthcare reform will give FIXED NEWS new fodder to whine over. Dick Morris is a worthless, meglomaniacal shit who needs to be tied up in a bag and dumped in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. 21 votes Vote Now! Will the insipid Teabgging, gun carrying morons at the Town Halls sway this country away from health care reform? Likely. There are too many losers in America who buy into the nonsense. 9 votes No. The better nature of America will emerge, as it did in electing Obama last fall. 2 votes Those jerks aren't doing anything but turning off the vast majority of Americans, who will soon come around and get behind Obama. 2 votes Health care reform? Those people think they're attending a KKK ralley. Somebody straighten those assholes out. 3 votes If they don't Sean Insanity, Annie Coulter-geist, Rush Lamebrains and the rest of the toadies on the right will bring healthcare reform down. 2 votes The tempest will pass. Cooler heads will prevail. Healthcare reform will give FIXED NEWS new fodder to whine over. 3 votes Dick Morris is a worthless, meglomaniacal shit who needs to be tied up in a bag and dumped in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. 0% 0 votes
Report from a participating walker in the MLK King March in Seattle earlier today, Jan 19, 2009
Is Bush the Worst One Yet? YOU decide.
Poll 163 votes Show Results Pick the Worst of the Worst Presidents in U.S. History Franklin Pierce Andrew Johnson James Buchanan Warren G. Harding Cal Coolidge George W. Bush Hoobert Heever U.S. Grant Bill The Cat 163 votes Vote Now! Pick the Worst of the Worst Presidents in U.S. History Franklin Pierce 0% 0 votes Andrew Johnson 0% 0 votes James Buchanan 2% 4 votes Warren G. Harding 0% 0 votes Cal Coolidge 0% 0 votes George W. Bush 153 votes Hoobert Heever 1% 2 votes U.S. Grant 0% 0 votes Bill The Cat 2% 4 votes
This week Israel has responded with a heavy-hand to the repeated provocation of the radical Hamas element in Gaza. Unfortunately, Arabs in the region do not see the Star of David on the bombs and missiles raining down on the Palestinians, both civilian and militants alike.
Poll 30 votes Show Results Regarding Israel's attack on Gaza, what is America to do? Nothing. The Palestinians asked for it by continuing to launch bombs and rockets into Israel. Assume a more moderate peace-keeper role, including threatening curtailing aid to Israel if they do not work substantively with America. Threaten Iran and Syria with IMMEDIATE serious harm if they do not suspend all military aid for Hamas (and Hezbollah). Scrap the peacekeeping process and begin afresh on January 20, 2009. Demand Israel to cease and desist attacking Gaza right now. The best America can do right now is act from the bully pulpit. We are broke and our military forces are exhausted. Continue to work with Arab states throughout the Middle East in an attempt to mitigate Arab anger against America. 30 votes Vote Now! Regarding Israel's attack on Gaza, what is America to do? Nothing. The Palestinians asked for it by continuing to launch bombs and rockets into Israel. 6 votes Assume a more moderate peace-keeper role, including threatening curtailing aid to Israel if they do not work substantively with America. 5 votes Threaten Iran and Syria with IMMEDIATE serious harm if they do not suspend all military aid for Hamas (and Hezbollah). 7% 2 votes Scrap the peacekeeping process and begin afresh on January 20, 2009. 3 votes Demand Israel to cease and desist attacking Gaza right now. 12 votes The best America can do right now is act from the bully pulpit. We are broke and our military forces are exhausted. 7% 2 votes Continue to work with Arab states throughout the Middle East in an attempt to mitigate Arab anger against America. 0% 0 votes
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