Now this is funny, umh....errrr, shit...lol. From a NYC Craigslist.org post.
Think Her Name Was Ann Coulter, On The Slopes That Day
Reply to: anon-69503141@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-04-21, 1:12PM EDT
Many years ago, I met this blonde on a company ski trip. I think her name was Ann Coulter. She came as a guest of another employee.
She had a slender body and long blonde hair. Some guys thought her face looked alright, while others thought she looked masculine.
On the first night at the resort, about a dozen of us came back from a bar and gathered around a fireplace. Things were mellow and most were drinking beers. Ann opted for a huge mug of decaf. Opening the fridge door, she asked, "Do you think this is still good?" picking up a quart of ½ & ½ left by the previous occupants. "It expired, but it smells alright, I guess," answering her own question, Ann poured all of it into her mug.
"Hey, you sure you want to drink that stuff?" One of the guys showed concern. "Don't worry. I'm always right," replied Ann.
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