PRESITRUMP
( to the tune of Ruby Tuesday by the ‘Stones)
In Houston C N N lost control
Debate turned into circus show
Smart guys were sidelined
Kiss Carson Kasich good bye
Stolen by clowns Cruz Trump and Rubio
Bring on Super Tuesday
In Houston they ‘wupped’ you
You’ve been annoying in every debate
Cruz we’re gonna miss you
Christie forgot what he said before
Forgetting what he once stood for
Saying Trump is my man
That only Trump can
Beat Hillary come this next November
Almost Super Tuesday
Christie is so light on his feet
Changing his tune with every new day
Christie wants a cabinet seat
Trump is stirring up a guv-a-ner stew
They’re Palin LePage and Christie too
With the PresiTrump in charge
The possibilities are large
Surprises could come from that pot-luck crew
Come on Super Tuesday
You have better things to do
Than run another clown debate
Maybe Hillary could teach you
Trump loves to hear his voice talk
Even mentioning he once was a jock
He has so many plans
He is a multi-plan man
With no idea what he’s talking about
Hello Super Tuesday
When the questioners turn to him
Does Donald really have anything to say
Or does he just bully them
Republicans have long had things their way
Now their control is slipping away
That protected* elite
Are feeling the heat
As the unprotected* all vote on Super Tuesday
Bring on Super Tuesday
You have only yourselves to blame
Losing at your own rigged game
The Donald has TRUMPED you
Hello Super Tuesday
Show us now what you did
You must be having fun today
Whom from our clown bus did you rid
* ‘protected & unprotected’ from a recent Peggy Noonan editorial
