Now I have heard it all! Apparently, women laughing out loud, according to Turkish Deputy Prime Minister, Bülent Arinc, equates to a lack of “chastity,” and he wants us (women) to stop acting like laughing whores. Ironically, this produced laughter around the world. Mom, Dad, without knowing it you raised the biggest freaking player starting at the age of two. I am sorry, Arinc that I am always happy and laughing and how terribly it reflects on my family raising a female child with a penchant for great freaking humor and rewards said humor with a boisterous, thunderous laugh. Well, I ‘m not sorry…actually, f*!k you! I am your worst freaking nightmare! I did standup comedy for years, and did a show with an all-female lineup. I had people rolling sometimes and I loved it!! And when I laugh, I do it all the way, producing the most “balls to the wall,” tongue unfurled, teeth exposed like a lion roaring, food projectiled to the wall in front of me, pee in pants, shart on my panties, lung-cleaning sounds you have ever heard, and when witnessed will cause either others to laugh, or your eyes to bleed…that much freaking noise!!! So F*!k YOU Arinc and the g***damn anti-human, oppressive, woman-hating, macabre gene pool you came from…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! #DirenKahkaha ("resist and laugh" campaign)
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