Two 22 year olds walk into a bar. One is white and the other is black.
Bartender says "Guys, I'll need to see some ID.''
White guy shows his driver's license. The bartender reads it, sees it's not a fake and says: "OK"
Black guy shows his driver's license. Bartender reads it, sees it's not a fake and says: "What else have you got?
"What?" "What's wrong with this?"
"Nothing. But I want to see more. There's something fishy about you. You got a car registration in your car?"
"Yeah I got it in my car. So what?"
"So why don't you go get it?" "What are you trying to hide?"
White guy says: "Screw you, asshole. --- Let's get out of here, pal."
Unless the white guy is Donald Trump. He says. "Yeah. I always thought there was something fishy about you. And I'm a smart guy. I went to Wharton and was a good student. Why don't you go to your car? What are you trying to hide?"
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