article copied from LA Times w/out permission.
America must recall the president. That's what this country needs: a good old fashioned California-style recall election complete with petitions, finger-pointing and a ridiculous cast of replacement candidates.
Just like Gray Davis had to do here in California, George W. Bush must now defend his job against...Russell Crowe! Because at this point, I want a leader wholl throw a phone at somebody. Naomi Campbell can be vice president-only phone throwers people!
Come on, Mr. President, this can't be fun for you anymore.
You can't spend more of our money, because you used it all up. And you can't start another war, because you've used up the troops. And when it comes to reacting to hurricanes, you made your old man look like St. Francis of Assisi.
Your job has turned into a nightmare: helping poor black people.
The cupboard's bare, the credit card's maxed out and no one's speaking to you - mission accomplished!
Now it's time to do what you do best: lose interest and walk away, like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team.
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