Oprah Meet Jake....

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Tuesday November 22, 2005 · 10:52 PM PST

2005/11/22 · 22:52

Don't call Oprah "vile things" like gay. Oprah's words. I heard Oprah complain and brag recently that she doesn't get as upset as she used to when she or Steadman or her good close friend who can never seem to find a man, are called gay. "Vile," Oprah says, with blank, rich, hurt, unaware eyes.

I remember years back when Barbara Walters asked Richard Gere if he was gay. Gere smiled and said, "If I were, what would be wrong with that?" "Wow," I thought, "one guy out of ten thousand is not at war with himself. Read More

When you've been drowning in sewage awhile......

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Monday October 03, 2005 · 6:24 PM PDT

2005/10/03 · 18:24

America has been drowning in a cesspool brought about by two stolen elections and too many channels and too many toys. The sight of those (mostly) black, (mostly) poor New Orleans folks flailing about for way too long merely hit us in our collective gut because we realized that they were us.

All that needless suffering and humiliation and gratuitous ruining of lives in New Orleans was a manifestion of what has been happening to our country. We've all been trapped for way too long in an unimaginable poisonous environment. And I'm not just talking about DDT. Read More

Best Extreme Makeover Ever......

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Saturday October 01, 2005 · 5:33 PM PDT

2005/10/01 · 17:33

tina.hoover@endemolusa.tv
Ms. Tina Hoover (Extreme Makeover Producer)
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New Partner with the Focus on the Family Dobsons:

Greetings Ms. Tina Hoover:

Unless you're financially desperate and/or don't know any better, I assume you're holding your nose doing business with the failing, fading Boss of Bosses of the Far Right, "Dr." Dobson, the real (tax-exempt) President of the United States. Do you have experience with pure evil disguised as polite, white, old people?

We who know better and don't need to sell our souls for a buck will be careful and diligent in our boycotts of your shows and your sponsors. We take names and pass them on with our trusty laptops, Ms. Tina Hoover. Read More

Rick Perry and J. Edgar Hoover

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Wednesday September 28, 2005 · 9:15 AM PDT

2005/09/28 · 09:15

To look at handsome, rugged Texas Governor Rick Perry on TV standing next to our train wreck President Bush, you wouldn't think that Gov. Perry had anything in common with party girl and fashionista, dead FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover.

But after reading Gov. Rick Perry's rants in the excellent Atlanta gay newpaper Southern Voice (sovo.com) about how wrong homosexuality is while making a show of signing legislation in churches instead of government offices, J. Edgar's homophobia while going home to Clyde comes to mind.

Sure, there was that malicious rumor in 2002 about Gov. Perry's gay affair and impending divorce that Gov. Perry vigorously denied, calling it a "baseless smear." Funny, I haven't seen other governors being "baselessly smeared" with gay rumors lately. Have you? Read More

Walking On Toxic Sludge, (Response to KOS)

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Sunday September 11, 2005 · 8:15 AM PDT

2005/09/11 · 08:15

Gotta tell you what a great forum you've created, KOS. Okay, enough blowing smoke......

No. "They" don't think Bush can walk on water. They may not even think he can walk straight. I know these people. I grew up with the white hetero male, however dumb or useless, as God, and the women who endure them while snacking. Try Chattanooga in the 1940's for understanding the present.

"Their" greatest fear is to BE PROVEN WRONG: When it comes to this country their family, their children, their lives. They weren't taught to think for themselves and develop a true sense of morality but to obey Mommy and Poppy without hesitation.

Every moment was a power struggle until it isn't anymore. So there's always that nagging suspicion that they're doing something bad and going to get caught. Read More

Poppy, Get Out The Big Screwdriver......

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Thursday September 08, 2005 · 8:02 AM PDT

2005/09/08 · 08:02

Poppy:

We'll need the BIG screwdriver in 2006 to fix the voting machines. You know, the one we use on the country:

After Mommy Bush cackled over the weekend at how Katrina actually improved the living conditions of the homeless, helpless folks stuck in the Astrodome.

After lifelong conservatives are swearing to throw their timid, wimpy reps out of office next year.

After the Houston Postal Service gives the Astrodome occupants P.O. boxes and special Zip Codes where Absentee Ballots can be sent.After willing Lifesavers and Good Samaritans were turned away so that proper channels could be used to drown thousands. Read More

Calling Diebold.......

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Wednesday September 07, 2005 · 11:24 AM PDT

2005/09/07 · 11:24

Poppy:

It'll have to be the BIG screwdriver in 2006 to fix the voting machines:

After Mama Bush laughed over the weekend at how Katrina actually improved the living conditions of the homeless, helpless folks stuck in the Astrodome.

After lifelong conservatives are swearing to throw their timid, wimpy reps out of office next year.

After the Houston Postal Service gives the occupants P.O. boxes and special Zip Codes where Absentee Ballots can be sent. Read More

It's About Martial Law, Stupid

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Sunday September 04, 2005 · 9:15 AM PDT

2005/09/04 · 09:15

Puppet Bush's handlers are terrified of folks who use their own intelligence rather than blindly follow Bible-thumpers. No social control, you know?

I'm amazed that the writers of politics don't get it. The "Dr." Dobsons/American Taliban want chaos in Iraq, threats from China and Iran, and now the cherry on the sundae. The more suffering and death, the better. Keep us scared and all off balance so we'll be grateful for crumbs.

Demoralize R Us knows that a calm view of the gangsters in power will bring on revolution. Throw toys at us,give us a long list of must-buy stuff, and hope we'll play quietly and let them steal the country. Read More

Boys will be Boys

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Saturday June 18, 2005 · 9:24 AM PDT

2005/06/18 · 09:24

Why don't the brainiacs of the world get it? America and the world are being held hostage by those unhappy little boys who are eager for The Rapture. No difference really between the Jesus Boys and the Taliban Boys. Enraged, impotent, indequate-feeling boys will be boys. The Jesus boys have merely given their (hard A) Arab brethren an opportunity to come out of the closet. If the boys can't run things, then there shouldn't be things to run.

There's a old fable: Women used to run things. One day long ago, the women who used to run things were walking together in the desert when a bunch of boys ran up to them and demanded the secrets and the power to run things. The women confabbed for a moment and decided to give the boys what they wanted. The boys ran off happy and excited because now they had the secrets and the power to run things.

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Sunday June 12, 2005 · 12:42 PM PDT

2005/06/12 · 12:42

Good evening, ladies and germs. I'm Howard Dean, your high-voltage Democratic chairperson and it's time to play....(drum roll, flashing lights) The $40,000 Pyramid, the exciting new game where your signature on the dotted line could mean 40 big ones for your survivors. You don't even need to sign. A simple X will do. As long as they have dental records for later.

We were going to call it You Bet Your Life but all three networks said hell no we won't go for that. And Jeopardy was already taken. Read More

Pigeons Anyone?

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Tuesday October 26, 2004 · 5:37 PM PDT

2004/10/26 · 17:37

Wow! As Birdie, Margo Channing's dresser and companion in "All About Eve," said about Eve's bad luck, "Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her (his) rear end" I only wish Bush's imminent defeat didn't cost so many lives and disrupt so many families' lives as a result of his administration's disregard, disrespect, disorder and dysfunction.

There, I've played by Kos' rules and can now say my brilliant idea.

Kerry Ad People: For cryin out loud, after wolves and ostriches and eagles, it's time to have an ad showing pigeons coming home to roost.

Cheers!

If I Were A Rich Man..........

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Wednesday October 20, 2004 · 4:59 PM PDT

2004/10/20 · 16:59

How can Cheney possibly doubt that Kerry would know what to do in case of domestic attack? Isn't there a procedure in place for the sitting President to sit in a small chair and read "My Pet Goat" to small children until Karl calls?

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