From The Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
'Hi.' , 'Hello.', 'How ya doin' tonight?' 'What are you up to tonight?', 'What are you drinkin'?', 'I think I'll have whatever you're having. I could use the change.' My roomate Rusty gave me these lines. I dont have any idea what to say to people in clubs and bars. I freeze up and wither away. But Rusty tells me that these lines work. 'Hi there, I was just standing across the room and couldn't help but notice that your glass is empty. Can i buy you a drink? I think i'll have whatever your having.'
I think DailyKos has its own set of lines that probably have no value at all outside this forum. Or atleast have a vastly different meaning.
"I've got a poll and I know how to use it."
"What a nice pootie you have there."
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