We will not allow spokescandies to be destroyed bytthe anti-work mob. They are out trash chocolate heritage, our legacy. To the barricades I say. This must not stand.
Sung to the tune of “Do you hear the people sing”
Do you hear the crunching in the distance, down the street
It is the crunching of a candy that will not be denied
It I follow the smell of chocolate there we will meet
The spokecandies that bring up Halloween and Christmas on the side
I can see the glint of high heels as the drums begin to sound
Reminding me that Maya Rudolph is always just to loud
The fact the M&Ms spokescandies to not have a gender
Makes me want to go on a trash chocolate bender
The spokescandies are not lost, we will remember
The confusion of the spokescandies watching television forever
We will protect our cheap chocolate and those who represent
I will make sure to attend the next spokecandies event
Do you hear the crunching in the distance, down the street
It is the crunching of a candy that will not be denied
It I follow the smell of chocolate there we will meet
The spokecandies that bring up Halloween and Christmas on the side
I can see the glint of high heels as the drums begin to sound
Reminding me that Maya Rudolph is always just to loud
The fact the M&Ms spokescandies to not have a gender
Makes me want to go on a trash chocolate bender
The spokescandies are not lost, we will remember
The confusion of the spokescandies watching television forever
We will protect our cheap chocolate and those who represent
I will make sure to attend the next spokecandies event
M&M spokescandies FUEVA!!!!!!!!