We all know that Vice Presidnet Cheney shot an old man on a farm while trying to shoot pen-raised slow moving birds with a 28-guage shotgun.
But what about the gun?
Cheney was using a
Perazzi shotgun. Perazzi
28-guages are custom made shotguns that sell for over $20,000. Some of them go for as high as
$41,000.00!!
So if you are keeping score at home. Our vice president shoots at slow moving pen-raised birds with a 28-guage shotgun costing over $20,000.00.....and misses, hitting a 78 year old man.
The perfect metaphor only gets better.
They shoot $40,000 guns at the wrong people. We couldn't have written a better metaphor if we tried.