I was supposed to leave the house several hours ago, but I'm at the far edge of an ice storm and really don't want to be permanently maimed in an accident with some doofus from Dallas who thinks because he or she is driving a Hummer or SUV that they're ready for anything. Damn them! Besides, I started drinking wine Friday night and didn't stop until sometime late last night, and my body abhors the cold anyway, so trying to get me outside in anything under 50 degree weather is near impossible. 100 degrees and up, though? I'm so there!!!
If you have any questions for me, I won't be here to answer them because I finally got my clothes on and began preparing to actually leave the Runs With Scissors cave shortly after I received a curt email from someone I was supposed to meet some two-three hours ago - oops. I forgot. I am however relatively short somewhere around 5'3" although nowhere near as short as one of my grandmothers who barely hit 4'8" but what she lacked in height she made up for in girth. Lordy was she cute! Very round, but cute. I eed a haircut desperately and just determined an all-black wardrobe is the way for me to go because that way I can mix and match everything and won't have to do any obsessing over what to wear tomorrow late in the evening. My mother was a complete space case even worse than me but an amazingly good cook and my father thought he was funny but was not at all. I have two children: a labrador mix and what appears to be a redbone coonhound dachsaund mix - definitely redbone coonhound and that's what the vet said she was but she also said she was a mix and I think the mix could be dachsaund. It's an absolutely deadly combination. Just trying dropping a pecan anywhere, and she'll destroy the entire house trying to get to it. She also stands on the living room table which she isn't supposed to do and which upsets my lab mix because he's too damned fat to get up there.
Most important, however, I am proudly undecided and have written this diary to help add to the clog of diaries where we state our personal attributes and knock more important diaries off the list.