The Real G.O.P. Platform: Whatever...
Whatever...
...big oil wants
...Halliburton requests
...Pharmaceutical companies dictate
...Wall Street asks
...HMO’s demand
...Agribusiness yearns for
...The Bush administration fabricates
(and Whenever, too)
Welcome to today's G.O.P., those Grand Old Prostitutes, willing to say and do virtually anything to get and hold onto power. Now featuring more whitening agents than ever before. If you like the complexion of today's Republican party (not one federal Republican African-American elected official), you'll just love what they have planned for the future (to make sure it stays that way...shhh...don't tell anyone, Republicans are still pretending to be "all-inclusive" (wink-wink) and the media's swallowing it, hook, line and sinker, as usual).
Brought to you by the "superstars" of the Grand Old Prostitution ring (giants in their own minds):
. John ("dead soldiers are just a small sacrifice") Boehner
. Mitch ("There’s not enough money in politics") McConnell
. Senator David (aka "john") Vitter
. Senator Larry (restroom peepers have feelings, too) Craig
. George Walker Bush, Conman-In-Chief
. John (a man’s homes are his castles) McBush
. Sarah (Ready to lead on day 365) Palin
Today’s GOP: powered by a never-ending commitment to narrow-mindedness, intolerance, selfishness and greed (not to mention, hypocrisy that knows no bounds).