In an attempt to provide a balance to the big-issue slugfest that we all spill our guts over here, I like to periodically find the most mundane, boring, and hopefully unmeaningful world news. It's a new segment I like to call (airhorn)...
NEWS OF THE MUNDANE
'Cause the planet is still spinnin', yo.
Lint on the flipside...
Lint is Hot
They can't get enough lint in Pakistan while the Philippine Government forcasts a
rise in lint consumption by 2008. I'm going down to the dryer in my basement right now and balling up my kid's future college fund. You may laugh, but when Bush's record gas prices force us all to
ride mules to work, that fuzzy little nest egg of jean and sock residue will purchase that
new hydrogen powered bike I've not had my eye on.
Puppies: Who needs 'em?
Who doesn't love puppies?
Oh. Oh my. Jesus. Okay, stop, already! In fact, if you do a google news search on "puppy" almost all of the stories are about terrible things being done to them. If this isn't a comment on how screwed up human beings are, then I give you this.
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing!
Is Square dancing is making a comeback in Lahontan Valley, NV? Freedom is literally on the march in Albania. And, did your "school dance" ever really have anything to do with dancing?
Spring into Fashion
Violet is the new pink or something. Well on your way to losing your mind? Make your own belt masterpiece. Knitting: not just for the budding octogenarian anymore!
End it strong!
No first post of a soon to be shouted down unfunny regular diary entry would be complete without a picture sure to cause instant nightmare-like flashbacks to you childhood. Enjoy!